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You Can Sell Me the World: Glut Maxer
Mar. 12th, 2019 09:19 pmYuuri is starting to get concerned over his well-being and ability to survive ‘Workout Week’.
Victor is back at it the following evening with The Glut MaxerTM, another small exercise product, but this one is designed for getting your thighs and buttocks in shape. On screen, Victor is demonstrating how it works while wearing skin-tight spandex shorts and t-shirt with a very deep v-neck, showing off his collarbones and the top of his toned chest. Yuuri wants to run his tongue along the lines and planes of that chest and use his mouth to mark up that pale, smooth skin.
Currently, Victor is sitting down on a couch, squeezing the contraption between his thighs, trying to show the audience how easy it is to work out in the comfort of your own home, his muscles flexing each time he fights to close his legs against the tension. Yuuri sits and watches, bug-eyed and biting on his knuckles, wishing those firm tight thighs were put to better use by squeezing around his head instead.
Yuuri does a lot of leg presses at the gym, and of course skating keep his legs in great shape, but he wonders if there’s really any harm in trying this out? He can use it when he’s sitting at his desk and writing research papers, or while relaxing and playing video games. It could probably help him build up even more thigh strength, which he could use since he’s been practicing some more difficult moves in pole class (It’s a great workout, ok? A fellow competitor that he’s been friendly with since juniors introduced him to it. And no, he’s definitely not keeping it up on the off-chance that he’ll meet Victor one day and can offer him a private show. Not at all.)
“Wow, amazing! See how easy it is to get beautifully sculpted legs and thighs? This can even help tone your derriere… especially if you’re someone like me who's backside has not been getting as much of a workout lately.”
Victor then unexpectedly clears his throat and a light pink blush spread across his nose, noticeable to Yuuri even through his small television screen. He watches, amazed and a bit stunned, for he thinks this is the first time he’s actually seen Victor look anything but his usual charming, charismatic, and confident self. However, Yuuri’s brain screeches to a halt suddenly, as the words Victor just spoke actually register — did he just inadvertently admit on national television that he… hasn’t been laid in some time?
Yuuri’s heart skips a beat and the smallest sliver of hope begins to simmer beneath the surface, even if he knows deep down that he shouldn’t allow himself the thought. The chances of ever meeting Victor are so slim, and even if they did meet, there’s no way someone that like would be interested in someone like Yuuri. Victor is everything — gorgeous, charming, well put together — and Yuuri is… well, just Yuuri. A dime a dozen skater from Japan that on his best days is just one step above a complete disaster.
No, he can’t do this to himself, shouldn’t entertain this idea lest it becomes too big of a pipe dream. Yuuri quickly extinguishes that tiny spark of hope and turns back to his computer, clicking on his bookmark for ‘Victor’s Values’ online store. He continues listening to Victor’s deep and soothing voice in the background as he sighs dreamily and adds The Glut MaxerTM to his shopping cart.
Victor is back at it the following evening with The Glut MaxerTM, another small exercise product, but this one is designed for getting your thighs and buttocks in shape. On screen, Victor is demonstrating how it works while wearing skin-tight spandex shorts and t-shirt with a very deep v-neck, showing off his collarbones and the top of his toned chest. Yuuri wants to run his tongue along the lines and planes of that chest and use his mouth to mark up that pale, smooth skin.
Currently, Victor is sitting down on a couch, squeezing the contraption between his thighs, trying to show the audience how easy it is to work out in the comfort of your own home, his muscles flexing each time he fights to close his legs against the tension. Yuuri sits and watches, bug-eyed and biting on his knuckles, wishing those firm tight thighs were put to better use by squeezing around his head instead.
Yuuri does a lot of leg presses at the gym, and of course skating keep his legs in great shape, but he wonders if there’s really any harm in trying this out? He can use it when he’s sitting at his desk and writing research papers, or while relaxing and playing video games. It could probably help him build up even more thigh strength, which he could use since he’s been practicing some more difficult moves in pole class (It’s a great workout, ok? A fellow competitor that he’s been friendly with since juniors introduced him to it. And no, he’s definitely not keeping it up on the off-chance that he’ll meet Victor one day and can offer him a private show. Not at all.)
“Wow, amazing! See how easy it is to get beautifully sculpted legs and thighs? This can even help tone your derriere… especially if you’re someone like me who's backside has not been getting as much of a workout lately.”
Victor then unexpectedly clears his throat and a light pink blush spread across his nose, noticeable to Yuuri even through his small television screen. He watches, amazed and a bit stunned, for he thinks this is the first time he’s actually seen Victor look anything but his usual charming, charismatic, and confident self. However, Yuuri’s brain screeches to a halt suddenly, as the words Victor just spoke actually register — did he just inadvertently admit on national television that he… hasn’t been laid in some time?
Yuuri’s heart skips a beat and the smallest sliver of hope begins to simmer beneath the surface, even if he knows deep down that he shouldn’t allow himself the thought. The chances of ever meeting Victor are so slim, and even if they did meet, there’s no way someone that like would be interested in someone like Yuuri. Victor is everything — gorgeous, charming, well put together — and Yuuri is… well, just Yuuri. A dime a dozen skater from Japan that on his best days is just one step above a complete disaster.
No, he can’t do this to himself, shouldn’t entertain this idea lest it becomes too big of a pipe dream. Yuuri quickly extinguishes that tiny spark of hope and turns back to his computer, clicking on his bookmark for ‘Victor’s Values’ online store. He continues listening to Victor’s deep and soothing voice in the background as he sighs dreamily and adds The Glut MaxerTM to his shopping cart.
